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Joke: Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape?


Punch line: To get to the other side.


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Joke: All the letters: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, and z were having a meeting when they realized a letter was missing. X says, "Is somebody missing?"

D replies, "Must be an absentee."


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Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?


Punch line: Cooooaaaaalllllllll!


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Joke: What do you get if you take the red dot off of the Japanese flag?


Punch line: The French flag! The Japanese flag without the dot is just a white flag, commonly used to surrender.


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Joke: Can a ninja throw a ninja star?


Punch line: Shuriken! (Sure he can)


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