Clean Jokes

Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?" He replied, "It's running down my leg."

Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?

Joke: A blonde, brunette, and red head are waiting in front of the pearly gates when God comes out to greet them "Usually I wouldn't let any of you girls in, but I'm having a good day. I'll give you all a deal. If you can climb my 1000 stair staircase and listen to a joke at each step without laughing I'll let you in." They all agree.

The brunette loses at the 100th step. The red head loses at the 500th step. The blonde makes it to the 999th step and begins to laugh historically. God asks her "You were so close, why did you laugh?"

She replies "I just got the first one."

Joke: Two silk worms got into a fight! It ended in a tie.

Joke: Can February march?