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Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?


Punch line: They prefer to not drop the base.


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Joke: Why do farts stink?


Punch line: So that deaf people can enjoy them too!


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Joke: Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?


Punch line: She can't control her pupils.


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Joke: What ethnicity is Santa Claus?


Punch line: North Polish!


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Joke: A private is standing outside in the smoking area when he is approached by a young lieutenant, "Private, do you have change for a dollar?!"

The private replies, "I sure do pal."

The lieutenant yells back, "I am not your pal! You will address me as an officer and give me the respect I have earned maggot! Stand at attention and tell me again, do you have change for a dollar?"

The private, now standing perfectly erect says, "Sir, no sir!"


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