8 ratings
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Joke: Why did the man get a new car for his wife?
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Joke: A man meets the best Bible salesman in the world. The salesman greets him, "Nuh, nuh, nuh, nice to meet you."
The man asks him, "If you don't mind me asking, what's your secret?"
The salesman replies, "It's suh, suh, suh, simple. I juh, juh, just go to the duh, duh, duh, door and suh, say, 'Duh, duh, duh, do you wuh, wuh, want to buh, buh, buh, buh, buy a bible? Or wuh, would you luh, luh, luh, like muh, me to ruh, ruh, ruh, ruh, read it to you?'"
19 ratings
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Joke: A man goes on a date with a blonde woman. She asks him, "Do you have any kids?"
He tells her, "I have one that's under two."
The blonde replies, "I know I'm blonde, but I know how much one is."
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Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"
He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.
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Joke: What do pirates say on their 80th birthday?
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