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Joke: Why can't pirates say their ABC's?


Punch line: They spend all of their time at C.


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Joke: A blind man walks into a bar and sits for a while with nobody talking to him. He says "Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bartender tells him "Before you tell it I just want to let you know there is a cage fighting blonde on one side of you and a large blonde softball player on the other side. I'm also a blonde and I can bench 300 pounds. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man replies "Obviously not! I don't have time to explain the joke 3 times."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!


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Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?


Punch line: Well, the flag is a big plus.


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Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?


Punch line: Hey soxy.


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