Clean Jokes

Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.

Joke: What kind of doctor is always on call?

Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor to have a few of the moles on his back checked out. When the doctor is finished he tells the pirate, "You're okay, they're benign."

The pirate responds, "Check again doc, there be at least twelve of them."

Joke: Why are people always mad when you hand them their 80th birthday card?