Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."

His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"

The man says, "No, a different one."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

Joke: A truck driver is delivering some penguins to the zoo. But his truck breaks down in a dessert near the zoo. Luckily, a pickup truck soon comes by. The driver flags him down and hands him $300 saying, "Take these penguins to the zoo."

A few hours later he sees the same guy heading the opposite way with the penguins still in the back. He yells at the man, "You were supposed to take them to the zoo!"

The guy replies, "I did, but we had money left over so we're going to the movies."

Joke: A large group of blondes gathered in the middle of New York City to prove once and for all they are smart people. They challenged everybody to ask any of them any question.

A man approaches them and accepts their challenge. He randomly picks a blonde woman and asks her "What is the first letter of the alphabet?"

The woman replies "V!" The man tells her she is wrong and the group begins to chant "One more chance! One more chance!"

The man replies "Okay okay. What is the capital of New York?"

The woman yells "Toronto!" The crowd chants again "One more chance! One more chance!"

The man indulges them "Okay fine, final chance. What is two plus two?"

The woman yells "Four!" The crowd chants again "One more chance! One more chance!"