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Joke: A private is standing outside in the smoking area when he is approached by a young lieutenant, "Private, do you have change for a dollar?!"
The private replies, "I sure do pal."
The lieutenant yells back, "I am not your pal! You will address me as an officer and give me the respect I have earned maggot! Stand at attention and tell me again, do you have change for a dollar?"
The private, now standing perfectly erect says, "Sir, no sir!"
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!
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Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?
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Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?