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Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?
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Joke: A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor "Where is my baby?!"
The doctor replies "They are both fine, you have a beautiful boy and girl. Your husband went back to work and you were out so long that your brother named them."
The woman looked concerned "Oh no. What did he name them?"
"He named the girl Denise," The doctor replies.
The woman, relieved "Well that's not so bad. What about the boy?"
"Denephew."
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Joke: What do you do if you are getting chased by a tiger, lion, and elephant chasing you on horseback?
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Joke: A grocer puts up a sign above his turkeys, "$5 each or $20 for three."
All day long people approach him outraged by his incorrect math, "It should be $15 for three, I'll just buy them separately."
All day people come buy and just buy them separately for less after yelling at him.
After one of his employees watch this go on all day he asks him, "Are you going to fix the sign or what?"
The grocer replies, "What do I need to fix? Before I put up the sign nobody bought three turkeys."
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Joke: The manager of a factory is looking to make the factory more cost efficient. He calls all of his employees to the floor and tells them, "The first man to come up with a great way for us to save money will get $5,000."
A man in front quickly raises his hand. The manager asks him, "That was quick, what's your idea Tom?"
Tom swiftly replies, "Make it $2,000?"
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