Clean Jokes

Joke: A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.

I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!