Clean Jokes

Joke: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Joke: Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other, "How did you get to the other side!"

The other blonde replies "Don't ask me, you're the one on the other side."

Joke: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?

Joke: A blonde woman found herself in a blizzard and didn't know what to do. But suddenly she remembered some advice her father had given her, "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, just follow a plow."

Surely enough a plow soon comes by and she follows it. Forty-five minutes later the man driving the plow pulled over and confronted the blonde "What are you doing?"

She replies "My dad said if I get stuck in a blizzard I should follow a plow."

The man with the plow snickers "Well I'm done with Walmart, you want to follow me to Target?"

Joke: A boy named Juan found a book named "You're Bad!" now he showed it to his family. Juan:Father look! I found this book,"You're Bad!" Father:How dare you call me that! After I made all sacrifices to you, you're just gonna call me bad?! Get out! Now Juan showed it to his mother Juan:Mother! I found this cool book in the woods,"You're Bad" Mother:Juan! How could you say that? CLEAN THE ROOM! After Juan cleaned the room, he showed to his 5 years old brother, Pedro Juan:Pedro! I found this book,"You're Bad!" But father and mother got angry. Pedro:What did I just Heard? Did you just told me I'm bad? Brother, I always made you happy and we play joyfully then you're just gonna tell me I'm bad? How dare you! Juan:But Pedro... Pedro:Oops! I'm never gonna talk to you again! Hmmm, what a sad story. Anyways I have a question! What's the name of the book? Listeners to the story:"You're Bad! Narrator:What on Earth! After telling you guys a story you're gonna call me bad? Well then, I'll never gonna tell you guys a story again! Thank you!!!