Clean Jokes

Joke: A golf club walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later" replies the bartender.

Joke: How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?

Joke: What rock group has four men but no singer?

Joke: What is another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

Joke: Why are so many people afraid of mimes?