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Joke: A cable installer walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 10 PM and 7 AM."


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Joke: Two gang members are strolling through the forest when one says, "It's actually pretty scary out here."

The other one replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone out here."


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Joke: A lifeguard told the mother of a young boy to make her son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows that from time to time, young children will urinate in the pool," the mother lectured him.

"Oh really? From the diving board?!"


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Joke: A church puts out a wanted ad for somebody to ring their bell each day. A man with no arms replies to the want ad. The priest asks him "How can you ring a bell with no arms?"

The man runs into the bell face first and the bell rings loud and beautifully. The priest gives him the job. One day he misses the bell though and falls to his death. The priest and several other people come to the man's side and one of them says "Who is he?"

The priest replies "I don't know. But his face sure rings a bell."


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Joke: A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "Cool! Give me a Jamal!"


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