Clean Jokes

Joke: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree?

Joke: What kind of car did Jesus drive?

Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?

Joke: There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said: " you man the guns and I will drive" Hahahhahahahhahah

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.