Clean Jokes

 

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Joke: A Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What?! If this is some sort of joke you have to leave!" So they both walk out.

A few minutes later a chicken walks into the bar. The bartender yells, "Come on! We don't even serve chickens!"

The chicken asks, "Do you know anywhere that does?"

The bartender replies, "Yeah... It's right across the road."


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Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?


Punch line: You could say they have a shopping complex.


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Joke: What does an evil kiss sound like?


Punch line: Muah hahaha!


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Joke: A wife and her husband are at the dentist. The wife tells the dentist, "I don't have time for anesthesia, just hurry up and pull it."

The dentist replies, "You sure are a brave woman. Just show me which tooth it is and you'll be on your way."

The woman turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth honey."


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Joke: Where do mice keep their boats?


Punch line: The hickory dickory dock!


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