Clean Jokes

Joke: A blonde wife texts her husband while he is at work saying "Windows frozen."

He responds "Pour some room temperature water over it."

She texts him "No longer frozen, computers dead."

Joke: What is a job everybody can see themselves doing?

Joke: Why are the Irish so wealthy?

Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?

Joke: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?