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Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"


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Joke: What's E.T. short for?


Punch line: He doesn't have legs.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here


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Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?


Punch line: They're trying to bust a move.


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Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?


Punch line: For the booooos!


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