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Joke: A church puts out a wanted ad for somebody to ring their bell each day. A man with no arms replies to the want ad. The priest asks him "How can you ring a bell with no arms?"

The man runs into the bell face first and the bell rings loud and beautifully. The priest gives him the job. One day he misses the bell though and falls to his death. The priest and several other people come to the man's side and one of them says "Who is he?"

The priest replies "I don't know. But his face sure rings a bell."


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Joke: A vulture is boarding a plane carrying a couple of dead raccoon. But before he is able to get on the attendant tells him, "I'm sorry sir, you're only allowed one carrion."


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Joke: What happened to the frog's car when it broke down?


Punch line: It got toad.


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Joke: What did the baby computer say when he saw his father?


Punch line: Data!


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Joke: Why is the freezer the best place to keep your money?


Punch line: It's always good to have cold hard cash.


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