Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call a man of words

Joke: So, did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off. He's all right now.

Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate?

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.

Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?