Clean Jokes

Joke: Why do cups hate it when people fill them up with bevrages?

Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?

Joke: Q: Why are tires considered to be so obedient?

Joke: Teacher: Wheres your Homework? Timmy: I ate it Teacher: Why? Timmy: Because my Dog said so!

Joke: What kind of music does your dad listen to?