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Joke: A cheap man goes to a restaurant with his wife and son. When he gets in he asks the host "How are your prices?"

The host replies "Well kids eat free."

The man replies "My son is really hungry, he's going to have three plates."


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Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?


Punch line: So he could get some extra ribs.


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Joke: One morning before a man leaves for work his wife asks him "Honey, do you know what today is?"

He nervously responds "Of course I do!" Then he leaves for work.

Throughout the day he sends his wife flowers, chocolate, and a card telling her to meet him at a certain expensive restaurant for dinner.

When he meets her at the restaurant she runs up to him and says "This has been the best Independence Day of my life!"


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Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?


Punch line: Throw out a firework so the boat becomes a firework lighter.


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Joke: How do you make tissues dance?


Punch line: Put a little boogie in them!


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