Clean Jokes

Joke: What did the football payer say to the gumball machine?

Joke: Girl: So my mom went to the store last night and.... Boy: Wait! Don't talk about your mom. I forgot to bring the old tenement so I could follow along!

Joke: What do you call corn mixed with a crab?

Joke: Which three words go together?

Joke: Why do fish hate fridays?