Clean Jokes

Joke: Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Joke: A vulture is boarding a plane carrying a couple of dead raccoon. But before he is able to get on the attendant tells him, "I'm sorry sir, you're only allowed one carrion."

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?

Joke: What was Oregon like before it became Oregon?