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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.

What did this make him?


Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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Joke: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?


Punch line: Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.


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Joke: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?


Punch line: Christian Bale!


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Joke: Why was the ink blot sad?


Punch line: His father was in the pen and he had no idea how long the sentence was going to be.


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Joke: What does an elderly man have in common with a line of rabbits walking backwards?


Punch line: Receding hairline!


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