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Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"


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Joke: Where does a sheep get its hair cut?


Punch line: At the baa baa shop.


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Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?


Punch line: They don't have any gigs.


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.


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Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?


Punch line: For the booooos!


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