Clean Jokes

Joke: What's the best way for a massage therapist to get fired?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!

Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.

Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!