Clean Jokes

Joke: A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."

The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."

The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."

Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?

Joke: A German guy arrives at a Polish airport and the immigration officer asks him, "Occupation?"

The German replies, "No, I'm just visiting."

Joke: What did the kidney say to the other kidney as it was failing?

Joke: What computer is best at making music?