Clean Jokes

Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?

Joke: What kind of snake likes to dance?

Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!