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Joke: What do you call a white duck?


Punch line: A Quacker.


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Joke: What’s red and bad for your teeth?


Punch line: A brick!


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Joke: Why was the king so glum?


Punch line: Because he is a sigh-er.


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Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?


Punch line: They always take things, literally.


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Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?


Punch line: He was disturbing the peas!


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