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Joke: What's the best way to comfort a grammar Nazi?


Punch line: There, their, they're.


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Joke: The mother becomes a mother in law. The father becomes a father in law. The sister becomes a sister in law. The daughter becomes a daughter in law. The son becomes a son in law. What does the wife become???????


Punch line: THE LAW ITSELF!!!!!!!!!


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Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?


Punch line: I don't know, and I don't care.


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Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?


Punch line: They're trying to bust a move.


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Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?


Punch line: Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.


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