Clean Jokes

Joke: Girl: So my mom went to the store last night and.... Boy: Wait! Don't talk about your mom. I forgot to bring the old tenement so I could follow along!

Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Big ish Big ish who? Not today, thanks love.

Joke: What do you call a white duck?

Joke: What did the football payer say to the gumball machine?

Joke: Did you hear the joke about the roof? :l