Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?

Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?