Clean Jokes

Joke: You know what makes me smile?

Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.

Joke: The first twelve months of children's lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!