Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?

Joke: What does an evil kiss sound like?

Joke: A wife and her husband are at the dentist. The wife tells the dentist, "I don't have time for anesthesia, just hurry up and pull it."

The dentist replies, "You sure are a brave woman. Just show me which tooth it is and you'll be on your way."

The woman turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth honey."

Joke: Where do mice keep their boats?

Joke: How did the man feel when somebody stole all of his lamps?