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Joke: There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said: " you man the guns and I will drive" Hahahhahahahhahah


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Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"


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Joke: What do you call a pile of kittens?


Punch line: A meowntain.


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Joke: A grandmother gives her grandson directions, "Once you get to the building open the door with your elbows. Once you get to the elevator his the up button with your elbow. I'm on the third floor so you're going to have to his the number 3 on the elevator with your elbow. Then once you get off I'm the first to the left, just hit the doorbell with your elbow."

The grandson replies, "That sounds easy enough, but why with my elbows?"

The grandmother says, "Oh... So you're going to be open handed?"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...


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