Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"

Joke: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree?

Joke: What kind of car did Jesus drive?

Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?