Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.