Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.

Joke: When Chuck Norris robs a bank he phones it in.

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.

Joke: Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.