Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?


Punch line: They are in a ground state.


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Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."


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Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?


Punch line: The stop signs are blue!


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Joke: Which elements are the most religious?


Punch line: The halo-gens.


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Joke: Why is water jealous of citric acid?


Punch line: Citric acid is a lot buffer.


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