Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?

Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H₂O. The physicist asks for some H₂O too. The physicist later dies.

Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"