Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."

Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.