Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".

Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"

The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.


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Joke: Are you dry ice? Because you are sublime.


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Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?


Punch line: To see if he could withstand the elements.


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Joke: What did one dipole say to the other in passing?


Punch line: Have you got a moment?


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Joke: What is the formula for ice?


Punch line: H2O cubed.


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