Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.


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Joke: What is lead's favorite kind of music?


Punch line: Heavy metal!


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Joke: What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?


Punch line: An electron.


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Joke: Why are chemists so partial to nitrates?


Punch line: Because they are cheaper than day rates.


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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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