14 ratings
6 saves
Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."
Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"
6 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. After the game he asks her, "So what'd you think?"
She replies, "I like the tights and the muscles, but all of that commotion over 25 cents?"
He asks her what she means. She replies, "At the beginning they toss a quarter and one team gets it. Then they spend the rest of the game yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
18 ratings
2 saves
Joke: One day a blondes house catches on fire so she calls the police in a panic and hears "What is your emergency?"
She replies "My house is on fire hurry!"
The person on the other end responds "Mam, calm down and tell me where you are."
She yells back "My house! Come to my house!"
The person now annoyed says "We need more than that, how are we supposed to find you?"
The blonde gets mad and says "With your big red trucks!"
19 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A man goes on a date with a blonde woman. She asks him, "Do you have any kids?"
He tells her, "I have one that's under two."
The blonde replies, "I know I'm blonde, but I know how much one is."
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