Blonde Jokes


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Joke: Do you know what happened to the blonde who tried to blow up her car?

Punch line: She burnt her mouth on the exhaust.

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Joke: Three men have been given life sentences and are allowed to bring one thing for fun. The first one brings a deck of cards. He says, "I brought these to pass the time when we're bored."

The second one brings a harmonica and says, "I brought this to cheer us up when we're down."

The final man, who happened to be blond, brought tampons. The other men ask him, "What the hell did you bring those for?"

He replies, "The back says you can swim, run, and play sports with these."

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Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Punch line: The winner of last year's hide-and-go-seek game.

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Joke: How do you kill a dumb blonde?

Punch line: Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Joke: Two blondes are standing on a balcony staring at the moon. One asks the other, "What do you think is closer, the moon or California?"

The other one replies, "Can you see Florida from here?"

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