Joke: A brunette woman challenges a blonde woman to a swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette tells her, "You have to breast stroke all the way."
The brunette finishes up the race within a few hours and waits for the blonde. She waits and waits and eventually falls asleep.
The next morning she wakes up to the blonde standing over her extremely angry yelling, "You used your arms!"
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.