Short Riddles and Answers

Question: A man in a wheelchair is being pushed across a hallway by his wife. When they get to the end of the hallway the man says: stop pushing me. His wife asks why, and the man gets up and starts walking. How did the man get up and start walking if he was in a wheelchair?

Question: Take your time do not fear Sadly I am never clear My answer stares you in the face Read me over and over just incase My answer will cause you pain But a smile you will gain Today I am like a July evening dream To find my answer you may need a team What am I

Question: There is a 5 letter word, if you take away the 5th letter, it is still the same. If you take away the 1st letter it is also the same. Even if you take away the 3rd letter, it is still the same. You can even take away the 5th, 3rd and the 1st, at the same time!!!!!!!!

Question: I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven.
I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air.

What am I?

Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?