Good Riddles

Question: You are in Italy for a holiday. You book a hotel. You go a room. It has only a pair of socks, a light bulb, a TV, a remote, a bag and a phone. You search for the English Channel. How do you find it?

Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?

Question: A ship was travelling in a sea. What is the name of the captain? The answer is in the question.

Question: 3 rich guys walk into the bar one man walks out rich how is this possible

Question: I am almost nonexistent through sorrow, yet am frequent through happiness. I have no contact, yet I am contagious. What am I?