Good Riddles

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: A lawyer has a brother who is a Catholic priest. The lawyer wants to be a priest as well but cannot. Why not?

Question: At school Joe has three friends: Tim, George and Paige. Two of them play football, two play tennis, and two play golf. The friend who doesn't play golf doesn't play tennis and the one who doesn't play football doesn't play golf. Which sports does each person play?

Question: A farmer has three fields. One of them has 3 bundles of hay, another has 4, and the last has 5. How many would he have in the first field if he combined all of them in that field?

Question: What English word is always spelled incorrectly?