Good Riddles

Question: What has no friends, crippling depression, and serious trust issues?

Question: One falls but never breaks and the other breaks but never falls?

What are they?

Question: At the sound of me, men may dream, or they may stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh, or even weep.

What am I?

Question: One day, a woman was walking through the woods and there were a group of 5 kids and a man with music. At that moment, it was quiet. The man said to the kid that moved, "sit down." All of the other kids were dancing when the music played and they all won. The woman walks away and goes about her business. What just happened?

Question: You are walking down the road trying to find enlightenment when you come to a monk and a three-way fork in the road. The roads point North, East, and West. You can ask the monk one question. He will answer honestly yes, no, or just hum if he cannot answer the question.

What do you ask him to figure out the correct path?